If You'll Sit Still, I'll Give You a Cookie

Me: "Hey boys, Mommy's going to take some pictures for family. If you'll come in the living room and sit still I'll give you a cookie. Okay, y'all sit right here and just let me get a couple of pictures."

Boys: (obeying)

Me: "Wait Daniel, sit by brother."

 "Wait, wait, boys please sit in the chair."

"Wait no, boys, no running. No running. No stop." (Pregnancy panting, chasing, and tossing boys back into chair)

                                      

Smooth Joshua's hair. Try again.

(Head banging)

But smiling

Until they bump heads.

Me: (drying tears)